All You Want For Christmas Is Your Contractors License

by | License Stuff

a man in white dress with long sleeves standing beside the red car
This isn’t me. However, he is my inspiration.

Christmas is coming. Give yourself the gift of a Contractors License — we might even put a ribbon on top.

We’re not going to do that ^^^

But you’re going to get your Contractors License.

Here are three reasons why.

1 – Your Girlfriend Broke Up With You.

You’re heartbroken. Despondent. You’re listening to reruns of ‘Last Christmas’ because that’s what happened to you.

This Christmas, give your heart to getting your Contractors License.

Enroll in one of our courses:

Make some hot chocolate.

You can even put marshmallows in it.

Real men drink marshmallow hot chocolate.

Study, study, study.

And then, by Christmas 2023, you will be a licensed contractor.

Imagine going into the new year with a flashy new laminated Contractors License with your name and business name on it.

Your ex-girlfriend

2 – Your Wife Is Making You Sleep On The Couch

a man lying on the couch

You’re home is the couch.

And we know why.

It’s because you don’t have your contractors license.

The greatest gift you can give your wife for the holidays is this: get your contractors license.

If you get your contractors license, you’ll be a happier man, a healthier man, a smarter man (after having taken our courses).

As such, the sex will get even better.

You will rock your wife’s world, sexually, because you have your contractors license.

And then you’ll be welcomed back into the bed.

That you built.

Because you’re a contractor.

And you know how to build things.

3 – (This Reason is for the Female Contractors) Your Husband Wants To See You Win.

If he doesn’t, he’s a loser.

But let’s assume the best in people.

Get your contractors license to show your husband or boyfriend or family or whoever, that you have what it takes to be awesome.

And you do.

This holiday season, get your contractors license in a big way by:

Getting your contractors license.

You can study our curriculum from quaint coffee shops while holiday tunes play in the background. You can study our curriculum while drinking wine (or Blue Moon, or whatever your drink is).

Pour a glass of eggnog and let’s get studying.

Get yourself a diamond this Christmas.

And by diamond I mean — OUR DIAMOND ONLINE COURSE.

It’s the course that has everything you need and so many benefits that Santa Claus himself has written us a cease and desist letter because he can’t compete.

That’s right, we had to put out a press release about it and everything.

contractor diamond online course. The best way to get your license.

Here’s the truth and the facts:

Our Diamond Course includes:

  • A Pass Test Guarantee
  • Live Exclusive Zoom Classroom Sessions
  • Discount on Incorporation Services
  • Trade and Law Books
  • Trade and Law Lessons Pre-recorded (Video and Audio).
  • And so much more.

And it comes with hot cookies and cold milk.

Metaphorically speaking.

And also literally speaking.

But, mostly, metaphorically speaking.

You don’t need Santa Claus, men and women.

You don’t need love or romance.

You don’t even need Christmas.

You don’t even need to express yourself or be yourself.

You don’t need to scroll on your phone by yourself when you’re sad and alone.

You don’t need to be happy.

You don’t need to travel.

You don’t need to need anything.

At all.


All you need for Christmas is this:

Your Contractors License.

Additional Resources:

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Hey, it’s me. Jack Anthony. I wrote these posts. If it helped you go ahead and leave a comment down below and checkout our courses. Other than that good luck getting your contractors license. And may the odds be ever in your favor.

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